It's 86 degrees at 11pm
Humidity remains consistently at 1000%
There are treefrogs crawling up your windows
The trees are creating their own mini-atmospheres, complete with weather
Everything you own is covered in mold, including you house, car, and dog
The wildlife is so loud you can't sleep at night.
There is a tarantula the size of a small rat somewhere in your yard
All of these things are true for my home.... in OHIO.