Thursday, June 4, 2009

How to Destroy a Family Heirloom

Step 1: Sneak Ugly Chair out of house and place on fire.
Step 2: Poke Ugly Chair with stick.

Step 3: Create Burning Ring of Fire out of ugly chair.

Step 4: Watch Ugly Chair burn until bored.

Step 5: Abandon Ugly Chair to descending darkness while you watch TV instead.

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