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Thursday, June 4, 2009
How to Destroy a Family Heirloom
Step 1: Sneak Ugly Chair out of house and place on fire.
Step 2: Poke Ugly Chair with stick.
Step 3: Create Burning Ring of Fire out of ugly chair.
Step 4: Watch Ugly Chair burn until bored.
Step 5: Abandon Ugly Chair to descending darkness while you watch TV instead.
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