So, everyday I come closer and closer to stalking Joey Comeau. Well, cyberstalking, since I live far away in Ohio.
So, here is my Joey's Gem of Wisdom for the day:
' When summer starts, there are suddenly an awful lot of very pretty people dressed in summer clothes, which are sexy in a different way from winter clothes. And I find myself swinging wildly back and forth between thinking, "Calm down, Joey. These are real people, who should be treated with respect. I wonder what she thinks of that book she's reading?" and half a second later thinking, "I want to spend the rest of my life just kissing that one spot on her neck oh god oh god." '
I like to pretend Joey is talking about me.