Happy Banned Books Week Day 3! To celebrate, here is a list of things I would censor if there were no first amendment.
5. Bad quizzes Face book or otherwise.
I assure you I am in no way related to Paris Hilton, regardless of what my favorite number and hair color apparently implies.
4. Abusing the pride of your pets.
Bella would eat my face off if I even tried that.
3. Twilight sex toys Highly inappropriate kiddies, so don't check that one at work!
Sometimes I wonder about twilight fans... gross.
2. Wasting my time with your uselessness.
Yeah, you heard me. I think it's lame.
1. Joe Jonas in a unitard. Pretending to be Beyonce.