Happy New Year. Here is something that amused me. Yes, my art skills are still on this level.
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This is Deno. And me. Deno is the pretty one.
Somehow, regardless of the fact that we rarely get to talk and I haven't seen him since we disembarked in Miami in December of 2004, Deno remains one of the few people I consider an intimate friend.
Not only do I suspect that he knows me better than I do, he is one of those rare people who actually makes me want to be smarter, wittier and generally better. And not in the annoying way either.
This year for Christmas I thought I had gotten Deno the perfect present. (Which I will tell you about ONLY after it has arrived.) Apparently I failed epically, not realizing that I didn't even know what the perfect present was until it showed up in my door step.
Early yesterday afternoon I got an excited text from my neighbor/accomplice Beth informing me that I had gotten a package. Oh my god, mail! (Mail being the best of all presents when you're a lonely, spinster cat woman.) I asked who from, and she said "I don't know, someone in Massachusetts." But, I don't know anyone in Massachusetts (has any one ever looked at how you spell Massachusetts? It's ridiculous, I had to look it up!) I was very, very confused.
27 hours later, when I finally made it home, after swimming through the haze of marijuana smoke leaking out my downstairs neighbors door, I finally made it to my package. Lacking any form of scissors or clean cutlery I stabbed it with a pen until I managed to peal back the layers of cardboard to find:
A hand made, fair trade, croched ROBOT!
And underneath of that:
A verification that my car is awesome!
This is Deno. He likes daydreaming about the apocalypse, stalking Joey Comeau, taking pictures of abandoned things, flannel bathrobes, dire Russian humor and me.
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