As you probaby (didn't) notice, I've added a new favorite blog to my list on that side bar over there...
It's called Sleep Talkin' Man and he is awesome. The things that come out of this guys life are:
B: Totally believeable because he's got a British accent
C: avalible as Tshirts and messenger bags
Check out the blog his wife manages and this horrible British morning talk show they did an interview for.