Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Since I refuse to go laugh at people alone..

No one will go sit at the theater and laugh at the people going in and out of Twilight: Eclipse with me.... I will instead spend my time sharing with you a less than compelling piece of evidence in the Team Pasty v Team Bad-Computer-Animation debate. A friend sent these to me as proof of the merits of both actors... or rather, the other skills they posses. I was actually very impressed by both, thus the showing to you!


Example 1- Taylor Lautner, all 4'6", 75 lbs of him, winning some kung fu thingy





Example 2- Rob Pattison's song from the Twilight soundtrack... Yeah.. I know, you try searching that in YouTube and see what you end up with... Don't judge, just scroll down and look at Chuck and his squirrel while you listen...




The end. I will now go drink the rest of my amaretto and read A Wrinkle in Time.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Chuck looks for love.

There was no time to edit these or organize them before work. I think Chuck is longing for a friend with a take to rival his own... Bella's nub just doesn't cut it. Imagine waking up, looking back to check for rain and seeing this...

Thursday, June 24, 2010

What I did this weekend.


This is what I did over the weekend. Sad, I know, but oddly fulfilling. Please excuse the two who don't have faces yet, and the hippo that Chuck has adopted as his own (I found it molested, hidden under the couch). Of course, I also went to a biker rally, so I guess I'm not toooooo lame.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

i should take a shower

7:30 AM
rustic tomato soup
love cooking naked

what is the difference
between spaghetti sauce
and a chunky soup?

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Power is out, 2 hours of battery time left.

Free time? That's ok,
Got multipass, bepoli,
We're off to Fhloston.

Summer Storms

is this an air raid?
what is that noise? can't a girl
enjoy stormy sleep?

big butter jesus,
burnt to the ground. god hates them?
no, god hates tacky.

Monday, June 14, 2010

ode to delicious

deep fry the bread dough
sprinkle salt, rub with garlic
i just died inside

no, no, don't say thanks....

is paying for things
reason to not show an
ounce of gratitude?

yard work

water running down
my head. rain, hose... oh my god it's sweat
and it smells like bleach

Graduation Haiku 2

graduation lies
these poor kids have no idea
life is about to SUCK


glass half full my ass
you should warn them not get their
hopes crushingly high

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Graduation Day Haiku

remain calm, sit still
enjoy the rain, but don't kill
your freakin' family

Friday, June 11, 2010

The Haiku Project: Day 1

Beautiful morning
Humid and cheesy omelettes
People who get me

Saturday, June 5, 2010

These three kitties need good homes.



This is Yodetta:
Small and grumpy is she.

This is Dumb Bob: 
He's something of the strong silent type...

This chicken is Kiki:
She is quite literally afraid of her of feet... she hisses at them.. going "kheee kheee"